Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

Fred's new girlfriend uses such

| Face jokes

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

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What does an accountant say when

| Accountant jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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How does an elephant get down from a tree

| Elephant jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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A couple of hunters from Prague are out

| Hunting jokes

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b

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Customer: This fish

| Waiter jokes

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.

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Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.