Fred's new girlfriend uses such
| Face jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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What does an accountant say when
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
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How does an elephant get down from a tree
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
| Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b
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Customer: This fish
| Waiter jokes
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
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Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.