It can't go on! It can't go on!
| Baby jokes
It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.
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Three men: an editor, a
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three
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With the divorce rate so high in America, a
| Divorce jokes
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
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A doctor and a nurse were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
| Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.