Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his

| Marriage jokes

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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Does your brother keep himself clean?

| Bath jokes

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

| Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

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What is a mosquito's favourite sport

| Insect jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

| Insect jokes

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!