A married couple was in a
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have
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What is the difference between men and
| Men jokes
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Diner: Could I have a glass
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
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What did George Washington have to do with
| Gorilla jokes
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
| History jokes
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”