A car was driving down the
| Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the
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Two attorneys went into a
| Waiter jokes
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their sh
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What fish do road-menders use ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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While proudly showing off his new
| Time jokes
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce
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First boy: Are you having a party for your
| Birthday jokes
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!