Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
| Space jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
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What is taller when it sits down than
| Dog jokes
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
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What will fall on the lawn first? An
| Answer me this jokes
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
| College jokes
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party." "Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea." "Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll
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What works in a circus, walks a
| Cat jokes
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they? George: Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime. The group was silent for a moment. Pastor: That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can’t these guys play at night?