What's yellow and flashes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
| Humor jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
| Ghost jokes
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
| Food jokes
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. “Well, sir,” replied the villager, “we ain’t got one now. He died last week.”