What is a parrot's favorite game ?
| Bird jokes
What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
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If George Washington were
| Money jokes
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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Why doesn't Santa hitch
| Pig jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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Customer: Why is this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
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I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.