Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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During a big fire downtown the firemen
| Firefighter jokes
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built
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What is the second stupidest thing in the
| College jokes
What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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What's the witches favourite pop group
| Witch jokes
What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
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What is a parrot’s favorite game ? Hide and Speak !