A little girl spoke to her teacher about
| Religious jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the
| Music jokes
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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A woman was in court
| Marriage jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
| Bird jokes
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want
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Who invented King Arthur's round table
| History jokes
Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head; guillotine included’