A guy stumbles
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
| Cow jokes
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
| Money jokes
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
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School lunches are not generally popular with
| Apple jokes
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!
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Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !