A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
| Restaurant jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back
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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog
| Dog jokes
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
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What is the best kind of dog to ask for
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
| Marriage jokes
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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Mum, does God use the
| Bath jokes
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'
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The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.