Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
| Ghost jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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Tape Recording for Beginners
| Book title jokes
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
| Internet jokes
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got
| Car and train jokes
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
| Frog jokes
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.