Hillary Clinton goes to
| Clinton jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's goin
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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Jett was trying to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, “Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?” A few minutes later, Timmy returned. “Well,” asked Mrs. Silver, “is she all right?” “She’s fine, except that she’s angrywith you.” “With me?” the woman exclaimed. “Whatever for?” “She said ‘It’s none of your business how old she is,’ snickered Timmy.