Monahan stumbled
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
| Divorce jokes
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
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Why can't an elephant ride a
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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What did the young witch say to her mother
| Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.