How do Filipinos count money?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
| Dog jokes
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
| Time jokes
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
| Police jokes
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, w
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