Why are there no
| Bird jokes
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
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Mother: I told you not eat cake
| Children jokes
Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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A farmer in the country has a watermelon
| Farmer jokes
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN
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Have you seen the current remake of the movie
| Lawyer jokes
Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.