Teacher : What are you doing,
| School jokes
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a
| Various animal jokes
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
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What letter should you avoid?
| Letter jokes
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
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What two letters do you say when you
| Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can’t remember long stories !