An old fellow came
| Doctor and nurse jokes
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the pati
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
| Zoo jokes
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from
| Computer jokes
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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What could you do if you were on a
| Food jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: “It makes you feel young again.” John looks at Sylvester and says, “We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!” Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle of Ex-Lax. They both take two tablespoons each and continue to drive. About one mile later Sylvester asks, “Well John, do you feel young yet?” “No,” replies John. So they pull over and take four more tablespoons a piece and continue to drive down the road. A couple of miles later, Sylvester asks, “John, do you feel younger?” “No,” replies John, “but I sure did a childish thing!”