What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
| Burger jokes
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
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Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
| Ethnic jokes
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there." Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
| Humor jokes
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer prom
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
| Witch jokes
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.