A farmer who's been involved
| Police jokes
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right,"
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
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I know
| Marriage jokes
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage togethe
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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
| Food jokes
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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Policeman: Did you
| Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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