Why did the cannibal break up with his
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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Q: What do blondes and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
| Heaven and hell jokes
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very q
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What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).