How does a vampire clean his house?

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill

| Men jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

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Two men were digging a ditch on a very

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are

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Q: When driving through fog, what

| Car and train jokes

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher

| College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf

| Aviation jokes

This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you

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How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.