Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
| Fishing jokes
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !