When does a bed grow longer?
| Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
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Why do pigs like February 14th?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
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Teacher: What's big
| School jokes
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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Do you like
| Internet jokes
Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
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Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.