Two blondes are on
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the
| Judge jokes
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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This computer
| Computer jokes
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
| Cannibal jokes
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.