I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
| Humor jokes
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
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All our pigs are learning karate.
| Pig jokes
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
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If there are any idiots in the room, will they
| School jokes
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I h
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Teacher: What's big
| School jokes
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.