Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
| Cannibal jokes
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
| Mouse jokes
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
| Ethnic jokes
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah,
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In olden times, it is reported that
| Marriage jokes
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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Why was the skunk angry?
| Various animal jokes
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.