How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?

| Cannibal jokes

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

| Mouse jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One

| Ethnic jokes

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah,

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In olden times, it is reported that

| Marriage jokes

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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Why was the skunk angry?

| Various animal jokes

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.