What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Q: How do you sink a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her

| Dirty jokes

A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

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Q: Why do divorced men get married

| Divorce jokes

Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking

| Old age jokes

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!