Where do you find a down-and-out
| Various animal jokes
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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Q: How many baby sitters
| Baby jokes
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
| Vampire jokes
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
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What does an envelope say when you lick
| Letter jokes
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
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On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. “Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about,” said the city slicker, “but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn’t it save a lot of time?” “Time?” said the farmer. “What does time matter to a pig?”