What does an envelope say when you lick

What is brown

| Dog jokes

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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New camper: I

| Humor jokes

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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I was making love to this girl and she started

| Dirty jokes

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

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What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.