Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
| Cow jokes
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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Q: What is it that
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname
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An auditor is checking the books of
| Accountant jokes
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the audit
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A man had been out in the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was luc
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Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!
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America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.