The cross eyed judge looked at the three
| Judge jokes
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.
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Police Chief: Why did you arrest
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
| Military jokes
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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A man walking along a country road comes
| Accountant jokes
A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock." The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob an
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Man: “How’s your history paper coming?” Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful. Man: “Really?” Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”