When does a bed grow longer?

What do you call an unusual rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force

| Dirty jokes

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 peo

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Betty was scribbling industriously over some

| Letter jokes

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."

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Why did the viper, viper nose ?

| Snake jokes

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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My friend is so silly that he spent two

| Idiot and fool jokes

My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

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When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.