yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
| Women jokes
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she ye
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Five Englishmen
| Car and train jokes
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is
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Why are electric trains like a
| Dirty jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
| Christmas jokes
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.