A customer was bothering the
| Food jokes
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an
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A father and his small son were standing in front
| Zoo jokes
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
| Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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I'm not going back to school ever again
| School jokes
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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Visitor: Wow, you have a
| Cowboy jokes
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
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What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !