Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the
| Sport jokes
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
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Customer: Why does your sign say
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.
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Mum: Why does your little brother
| Brother and sister jokes
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.
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Question: Why is divorce so
| Divorce jokes
Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it.
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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, we’re having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ah’d shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin’, mah buddies’ll drink anythin’!”