What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
| Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
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Husband: What do you love most, my
| Marriage jokes
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
| Police jokes
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, w
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Policeman: Didn't you see my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.