What will fall on the lawn first? An

What do accountants suffer from that

| Accountant jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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How does a Snowman get to work?

| Snowman jokes

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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Q: How can you tell if it

| Political jokes

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Teacher: What do you think

| Space jokes

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She

| Baby jokes

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?