Do buses and trains run on time?
| Bus jokes
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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What is the definition of "derange"?
| Cow jokes
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.