Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She

Do buses and trains run on time?

| Bus jokes

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

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How come you

| E-mail jokes

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

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What is the definition of "derange"?

| Cow jokes

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with

| Pig jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.