It was well known that a certain lake was very
| Fishing jokes
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy re
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Ruby Alice walked up to
| Divorce jokes
Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me
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Where do cars get the most
| Car and train jokes
Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
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A cattleman from West
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Sain
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What disease do horses fear most?
| Horse jokes
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
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What is the definition of “derange”? De place where de cowboys ride!