What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
| Blonde jokes
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
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There was the Florida State defensive tackle
| College jokes
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
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Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
| Weather jokes
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
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Q: Why do Southern guys go
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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Dick and Bob
| Hunting jokes
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one! 'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
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It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: “How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?” The guy replied: “Well I am going back up there tommorow, why don’t you come along?” And, so the warden did. They were in the boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There were fish floating to the surface all over! The game warden freaked out, and said: “You can’t do that! That’s illeagal!” The fisherman reached over and lit another stick and said: “Are you going to fish, or talk?”