Q: When driving through fog, what
| Car and train jokes
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
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Why did the viper, viper nose ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
| Women jokes
QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
| Horse jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.