What did the spider say to the fly ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
| Beauty jokes
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly'
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A guy stumbles
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
| Women jokes
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.