Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Worthless Son In Law

| Vietnamese

""I can't believe my terrible fate,"" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied ""My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn't know how to drink or gamble."" ""Then what's the problem?"" they asked. ""You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn't drink or

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when

| Police jokes

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

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A very successful businessman had a meeting

| Parent jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn th

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What kind of money do monsters use?

| Money jokes

What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

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My brother's one

| Brother and sister jokes

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !