A police car pulls up in front of grandma
| Police jokes
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 yea
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Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
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What do you get if you cross a giant ship
| Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?
| Spelling jokes
Please, maam! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. “Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?” Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ’em dry!”