It was so hot today I saw
| Weather jokes
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
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Three women are
| Blonde jokes
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyon
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
| Dance jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
| School jokes
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
| Insect jokes
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.