I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Did you hear what
| School jokes
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Why did the viper, viper nose ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
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Whats the matter with your dinner
| Restaurant jokes
Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.” The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”