What dog wears contact lenses ?
| Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
| Police jokes
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
| Police jokes
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
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A man is strolling past the mental
| Mental health jokes
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "
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What is a childs's favourite type of
| Halloween jokes
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
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Do you know the time ? No, we haven’t met yet !