What did the little kid do with the
| Dead and dying jokes
What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.
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What's gray and furry on
| Mouse jokes
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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Why was George Washington buried at
| Dead and dying jokes
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
| Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
| Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.